24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

@orangeandblack5 once i fully sober up and get home OS?

one of the best baseball players of all time. also a massive piece of shit who’s banned from the hall of fame for betting on his own games, despite his constant attempts to get himself in

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i have just figured out why yes

the massive piece of shit part is largely unrelated to the rest of it he’s just not a good person

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unfortunately in the basketball world dikembe mutombo died today instead of karl malone. maybe one day

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god willing

ISHMAEL’S FINAL BAR STAT LINE
9 beers drank
4 shots of liquor
1 frozen marg
~150USD Tab

the diamondbacks watching as they miss the playoffs despite getting more wins than they did last year

going bowling with some friends after work today so probably not

honestly I’m prolly gonna be hella busy for the next 2-3 weeks sadly so I’m not expecting to be at home all that much

sorry :(

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insanity

anyways can’t wait for Astros-Dodgers WS feel it in my bones

that’s complete dweeb shit honestly you are the type of guy to go bowling

also fair not all of us can be an alco college student

may i propose:

no i will not marry you

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dodgers world series lmfao.

my prediction is that one or both of aaron boone/dave roberts gets fired after these playoffs

https://x.com/kofie/status/1840847247795204483?s=46&t=ie9tYAMY-DhYKQ1Cbc2Jbw

i believe in it solely due to the fact god is dead

As a former AP CSA TA, :impaledcat:

I actually haven’t been bowling in like a decade or more tbh

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insane

btw can i get the display name thing Willow has but set to Ishmael

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yes but I’m tagging @chloe so she’s aware

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