24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

What kind of new queer dynamic is that?

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Gay cats

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i think its a cat in a cauldron being stirred by a witch

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Knowing Helluva Boss, it’s probably horny.

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So many options

buy one with the wolf girl

or the dog bodyguards

Doesn’t match the vibe I’m going for

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i sometimes wonder what my life would be like if it weren’t for hanging chads

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Life without Chaz would be boring

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i just realized i could put cat ears on during work and like, technically id be paid for wearing cat ears

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NOTE: DUE TO THE LENGTH OF THE PRE-ORDER, WE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR OTHER SITE ITEMS WITH PURCHASE OF YOUTOOZ PLUSHIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. I literally purchased it though with other items???

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correlation does not equal causation

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gore was robbed

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ok but i can definitely gaslight myself into having a pair of cat ears be a part of my regular work attire for productivity reasons

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sorry boss i cant sign in today, my cat ears snapped in half and idk how to work without them

what are they gonna do, fire me?

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Are you a full stack developer or something? I thought they gave you ears with the company laptop.

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im not a programmer im not that kind of cat

in simple/nondoxxing terms i work remotely in the construction industry

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Remote work, suspicious

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this is known to be fact yes

but like I was born in 2000

what would my life be like rn if he hadn’t been

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