24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

General
#10467

just got a mustache grooming ad on reddit that used (tw) suicide rates in america to tell me i should buy their product

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#10468

mfw

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#10469

…how does that even work

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#10470

i do that for all movies that aren’t recent

#10471

"people who don’t use our product to groom their moustaches

Summary

disconnect themselves because its so ugly"

#10472

they didn’t say
they also mentioned cancer
my assumption was that it was like a donation thing?

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#10473

when i used to browse reddit i was left with depression. for the sake of happiness i would advise everyone to stay far away. at least the comment section. browse posts if u like but dont open the comments

#10474

i don’t i just go to the same meme sites marshal uses

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#10475

i think charisma is my strongest trait. im very good at it. i should become shredded and seduce married women like james bond. that’s my dream

#10476

…i dont know what your strongest trait is, actually
i’d probably say something like perseverance?

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#10477

i can give up easily when something is difficult or hard or annoys me. but ive made it alive so far. so maybe

your strongest trait is your humor

Summary

#10478

cool

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#10479

perseverance is different from determination or courage
i think i meant it as survivourship but you could also finish something if you set your mind to it

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#10480

thats yours strongest

#10481

oh i just thought of another funny reply

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#10482

(you’re supposed to say it now)

#10483

My greatest weakness is perseverance

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#10484

huh? why would i do that. you clearly dont appreciate my humour

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#10485

competing with empathy

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#10486

:weary:

i apologize missy, bad joke from me

please forgive~

tell me the joke please~