24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#10547

my heart is made of steel. you cannot wound me, canine

Chase.

#10548

When I was a kid I refused to wear jeans or anything only dresses and skirts and leggings. No pockets ever, didn’t have pockets. Now I have pockets usually

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#10549

i had great reads! i caught two wolves!

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#10550

and icet’s claimed ability was obviously bullshit, they’d never let in a role that gave three flagbearers, the evil team clearly isn’t balanced around this-

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#10551

The professor replied

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#10552

i dont know why don’t they make skirts with pockets

this looks great to me. whats the problem with it?

#10553

professors are to be ignored at all times they’re absolute weenies

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#10554

She said to contact some of my old classmates because they have been going to lunches with some companies looking for people

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#10555

…I have no idea how to contact them
time to pull every generic name x

#10556

exactly like how brother i can’t reach em

#10557

There’s THREE X’s and I know one of them isn’t the person I’m looking for

#10558

I HAVE A 50/50

#10559

tutuu tell me something funny

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#10560

I have an entire bottle of whatever methylpehdnate is that I’ll teleport to you rn

#10561

let the fates decide

#10562

the word youre looking for is methylphenidate

#10563

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#10564

as cruel and capricious they may be they’ve yet to truly desert me

#10565

I wasn’t actually looking for the word, in fact I dumped it on the ground hoping to abandon it forever

#10566

tell me something else funny

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