knives are weird
theyre basically one of the only “culturally thought of” weapons that cant really be handled with more then 1 hand
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ritual plunging the knife
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killing an inanimate target doesnt really require much in the terms of accuracy or handling
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cough cough
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all it needs to be is bound
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i feel like wielding a pistol with more than one hand would result in the injury of one or more of your hands
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truly one of the legendary prophetic tweets of all time
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Fair. Language is similar to english except the intonation is a lot more whiney and complainy
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benguinedparbecue
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saying his name is a lot less threatening than mine
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it loses a lot of its spark
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cuz it’s so long
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that might be because youre less scared
also his name is pretty (purposefully) dumb
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I like to call him “forum user benguinedparbecue” to make it even longer
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the wrist crusher
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Knives are a cutting tool first, as a weapon they’re valued for concealment
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anyway I know we aren’t supposed to be talking about politics but this is such a massive moment for the country that we should be talking about it…
In October, the onion has now offically endorsed Biden
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no not really*
*unless it’s like a deagle or some shit ye nah that’d fuck up a shoulder
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