24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#15108

I AM DYING

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#15109

@benguinedparbecue
alcs is going to be tbs

god their broadcast is so shit

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#15110

update
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holy shit

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#15111

it’s real

#15112

YEP

#15113

god is a baseball fan and he wants the rays to play in a different stadium

#15114

or at least an open air one

#15115

is god a Ms fan

discuss

#15116

i’d be shocked

#15117

only if god is a “wait it out for the long haul i have an intricate plan” kinda guy

#15118

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time .

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#15119

I wish god was an attractive woman. Id pray to her then

#15120

She could smite me any day

#15121

@Atlas Is this charlotte lore

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#15122

God is a fly. God remembers how many flies yoy have killed. You have killed over 200

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#15123

Ive killed God

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#15124

They were teying to spread the gospel and you killed them

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#15125

Im Tutuu Godslayer

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#15126

was The Double a parallel to moses leading the israelites out of egypt

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#15127

god is whatever you want it to be

imagine that god is multiple women that like you and want to be cuddled with

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