24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

talking to several women what should i say as an introduction

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anyone here a bitch. if so me too nice to meet you

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ask each of them their ages and then go with the oldest one

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no not that. Second oldest. make them think they only have a few years left in the tank thatll work better

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I think I channeled my inner tutuu with this post

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“Hey girl are you terrorist propaganda? Cuz i can listen to you all day long”

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thank you keep it coming

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And i channeled my inner lilith with this one

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I DID NOT DO 9/11. I WAS NOT SEEN NEAR THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS. I HAVE NO CONNECTIONS TO AL QAEDA

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she just said ‘‘yoo xDDDD’’ i think she loves me

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am i in?

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How old first. This matters more

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We should harrass the upperclassmen (communist)

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only old people use xD

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Retro people use “lol”

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the girl said she is taking me to the police station

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Have fun on your little date :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Oh my god

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