24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

yeah no just randomly thought of the quote lol

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shoutout to emperor honorius, who upon hearing about rome getting sacked, thought they were talking about one of his chickens who also happened to be named rome. and was a lot more concerned about the idea of that happening

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i spend a vast majority of my life not sober so it’s very weird being sober

kinda great tho

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“Imperator, rome has been sacked”
“omg are my other chickens ok?”
“Imperator i mean the city of Rome is burning”
“yeah but my chickens tho?”

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tutuu

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@Daeron just found your new favorite game

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ive been on this forum about 4x longer than you have

that means you’ve reached my halfway mark twice as quick as i did

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irrelevant

you’ve spent twice as much time on fol as me in the last 2 months

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oh cool
that just means you have about twice as much life as i do

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…thats the insult

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at least you tried!

my loser arc is over. i will be respected now

its a good insult!!

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such a good insulter~

im still wearing off from anesthesia from an endoscopy, and this is how youre treating me?
rude.

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get better soon :heart:

thats what i thoufht

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i will try to stop saying the words “sorry” or “my bad”. i will use it on special occassions when something really bad has happened. in normal polite occassions ill seek a replacement word. i shouldnt be so sorry all the time

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:face_with_monocle: :uk:

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