24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

[Litten]

oh no, I might be neutered by tutuu

[Litten]

anyway

[Silviu200530]

How does it feel to not have unromantic attraction anymore

[benguinedparbecue]

i’m just wondering how he plans to do it while you’re in the box

[benguinedparbecue]

there are some logistical issues here

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

sure it wasn’t a zalgo incident

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

flip the kitten upside down

[Silviu200530]

I was thinking of a bulgarian mafia boss evil veterinarian?

[Silviu200530]

Salad lettuce sucks

[Silviu200530]

I have one grandma and one badma that dad wants me to say happy birthday to.

I’m still wondering when will age catch up to the latter

[lilith]

FINALLY someone speaking my language

[Silviu200530]

Handkerchief

[Marshal]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day he put CLEANING AND WHITTLING as his skills im dying

[Silviu200530]

Inmate
Incarcerated
whittling

[Marshal]

TIL i have a mutual connection with a guy who lists “whittling” as a skill on his linkedin

[Silviu200530]

Who is this Ryan Salami again

[Magnus]

I’ve never had warm milk. Hot tea is just superior in every way.

[Silviu200530]

(Their ancestors are british)

[Atlas]

okag but what if you were in a situation that the only way that you were getting out of a locked room involved drinking a dairy product

[May]

Previously worked for a company that did massive financial fraud, got 6.5 years in prison for it