24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#15828

I can! Rarer though

#15829

@May Ban May

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#15830

in real life
….I haven’t actually scammed anyone

#15831

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#15832

glad to hear your speed running the finance bro life route

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#15833

I already drew blood on the first day of having my new heated razor
absolutely fantastic
this bodes well
and it happened in the weirdest of ways

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#15834

uk bathrooms have a 2-pin socket specifically for shavers only. the cable for my magnetic stand came with this 2 pin plug.
I tried to push it in but the safety shutters wouldn’t open and in doing so I cut my finger
however it is now fully healed so that is ideal

#15835

Add it to your next misc and we’ll talk.

#15836

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#15837

good news guys: theres gonna be some quick updates in the ruleset of the eimm game!

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#15838

(thanks to me, you should applaud me)

#15839

theyre selling skibidi toilet merch in walmart

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#15840

They’re selling feastables in the malls of Romania

#15841

i’ve heard theyre a 4/10 chocolate
dont bother

#15842

I am hoping they aren’t literally selling a plastic toilet with a head popping from it

#15843

i wouldnt know i just saw it on the internet
i think it was like 44$ each though

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#15844

That sounds like a get rich scheme

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#15845

it is

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#15846

…i thought i was misremembering
i was right

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#15847

if yankees-mets is the WS god the city of new york is going to be insufferable

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