24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

only good thing about any wedding i’ve had to attend was the open bar

2 Likes

What? No girl there’s absolutely an open bar.

2 Likes

oh good shit

2 Likes

trying to enjoy a wedding sober is impossible idk how people do it

2 Likes

Socializing

Though fair point I did attend some weddings that weren’t exactly exciting

dawg how am i supposed to interact with the 3rd cousin twice removed of the bride when the groom invited me

5 Likes

Happy wedding! :heart:

2 Likes

nice lmao

2 Likes

whenever i attend weddings literally every single guest is mormon. this is because i live in utah, but it means that socializing is extremely ineffective

2 Likes

probably true

1 Like

happy marriage! I hope it is very gay

5 Likes

:tada:

2 Likes

congrats! wish you the best

5 Likes

if [literally anything. anything, besides NY and every New Yorker instantly disappearing off the face of the earth] happens, god the city of new york is going to be insufferable

2 Likes

this is true

biden fire up the natural disaster machine we need an asteroid to hit nyc

1 Like

4 Likes

having difficulty finding a game to buy

4 Likes

Valid

1 Like

DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LOST
DID YOU KNOW WHEN I WANTED