24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

The swing idea does sound fun for a minute

boooo

youve clearly never been swung around in a bag before if you think its torture

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Ngl I thought that was already a thing everywhere. It definitely was in Florida

it is

I forgot to get strawberries!!!

Fuuuuuck

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I’m kinda sick

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isnt the macron strawberry

the second i made that joke my stomach started cramping

this is the universes way of punishing me for my terrible sense of humour

HELLO? YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED? PLEASE stop RECCOMENDING ME PORNOGRAPHY

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[spy voice] pornography starring your mother

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is it doing that thing again

i wonder why they think you might be interested in pornography marissa

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three dots
“not interested”
“tell us why”
“don’t like this type of content”

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tell me why AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

there was a youtube glitch a while back that showed a ton of pornographic streams on the front page of youtube
its probably doing that again

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dude my youtube is absurdly tame. reloading the page, the first 8 videos are

4 songs
2 sketch comedy videos
a danny gonzales video
and an audio reading of neuromancer

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its basically entirely music and sketch comedy.

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I am probably sick this is 19,840

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