24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

my bitch wife that cursed someone for being gay

me when my bitch wife wants straight people

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remember the time posidoen had a gay fling with a man and then later on poisdeon hooked up the guy with a wife

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like bisexual people dont exist?

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yea

bi people are fake i’ve been told this many times

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no like a god somehow not being petty

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True

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the amount of times where the gods were extreemly petty about relationships and ended in someone’s death is staggering

One of your 15 girlfriends :memo:

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For example, scylla

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New hades 2 update is out

Bisexuals are eating good

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I gathered that based on the art I was seeing on Twitter

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LORE ACCURATE

I wanna eat his kidneys…

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To be clear, I’ve only seen art with Melinoe/Nem popping up a lot which means there was a Hades 2 update lol

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You’d know who I mean if you saw him :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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yea

nemesis moment

for the record, im vaguely sure maplemay is referencing poseidon?

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