24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

it’s may from the flowers!

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hi may!

@tutuu Take notes

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i dress fancy and slick and smooth

This phrase would translate so awkwardly in Romanian lmao

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I didn’t have any but one guy asked for a mountain dew and then spent like five straight minutes trying to repay the guy who gave it to him with literally anything. And the mountain-dew-giver was like a monk. Straight up vow of poverty wanted NOTHING

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Did you fix your facial hair

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no

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No hoes

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UNTIL the debtor remembered that the debtee was in fact out of tissues (I ran him out a couple fays ago being illboy sickhead dust allergy) which did in fact work

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No hoes before dinner, tutuu

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Buy her dinner first, jerkbum

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same energy as mom saying no more video games

dammit you copied me

You’re too small for video games

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were u 179 cm?

No, tutuu. You are too emotionally small for video games, small and fragile, pet pet

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One pico school gameplay and you cease to exist

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ur 173 i stalked the information

so i plugged the numbers in a visualizing software and this was the results

this is how we’d look standing next to each other

me on the left, u in the middle, lol on the right

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@lol