24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#18670

I pay for your Five Guys, she says “I’m gay” and “kill yourself”. How am I getting outclassed here?

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#18671

go north

#18672

Bauska?

#18673

thats latvia

#18674

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#18675

actually no go latvia

i live in talinn

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#18676

if you look up people who have been born in the past 25 years in tallinn you have about a 1/160,000 chance of finding lol

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#18677

That’s bigger than the chances of being struck by lightning. I like these odds

#18678

logically you would look for specifically alive males too so that narrows it down to 70,000

#18679

I don’t know. Did we confirm lol is not a zombie?

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#18680

fair point

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#18681

i cut banana slices and put yogurt over it im such a good cook yall i should be working at restaurants

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#18682

shouldnt you put yogurt and then put the cut banana slices over it

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#18683

Weak

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#18684

i did this yesterday

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#18685

its fucking garbage

#18686

Ok, if Cacturne actually looked like that instead of this (pictured below), I think I’d have had nightmares for the rest of my days.
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#18687

woulda been sick af tho

i would have nightmares but they would be respectful

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#18688

It looks like someone Blood and Honey-ed the poor thing.
He’s just a silly little cactus man.

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#18689

guys we should get a Shadow Empire game going

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