24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

I can’t figure out how to equip anything so I’m naked but

this is an isekai name

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I’ve been rolling on the floor for the last thirty minutes

Is that an isakei name?

Probably.

I bite their ankles - MY NEW LIFE AS A CAT

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Good night people of the internet

I love you each of you

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This bot goes all the way to level 2000…

Mine is “I hope you die” but I say it internally

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I’ve been craving a d8 or d9 72h long f3 recently. I’m not adjusted to the outside yet, I want back in even if it’s bad for me :sob:

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i don’t think i’ve ever been more confident that a team’s gonna blow a lead

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love you mets but how in god’s name have you already let the dodgers halve your lead

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you sound like a prisoner whose been locked up for life but recently got exonerated

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fol

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https://x.com/hoodiealonso/status/1847398433218580992?s=46&t=ie9tYAMY-DhYKQ1Cbc2Jbw

WHAT OTHER TEAM MOVES LIKE THIS?

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trust in grimace

trust in rizzler

trust in the dinosaurs

https://x.com/jasonkpargin/status/1847066436671623395?s=46&t=ie9tYAMY-DhYKQ1Cbc2Jbw

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average she/they polycule

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THREE OITS METS CMON

let’s go diaz
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