randy johnson is exactly who i think of when i think of how dumb the policy is
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oh yeah they also make you keep your hair short. god the yankees suck
theyre like a fuckin religious private school with that shit its INSANE
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i think the yankees have also lost out on multiple free agents specifically because of this policy. so it’s also hurting them competitively
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it makes some of the more unsavory yankees comparisons significantly less of a reach
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imagine if someone got traded there and they refused to report because of that policy
shitd be peak
brie and blue are my favorite cheeses
Tutuu is my favorite type of cheese
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I don’t think that’s possible
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Gosh I’m dying right now for some religious private school horror stories
I had a headache and fever but i swallowed 2 pills of vitamin c and an aspirin and i slept and im healed now
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Excited that this answer is one day going to show up in a Google AI search result
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probably
proof god is good
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chat how excited are we for the mets to win today and then win game 7 so there is a small light of hope that evil doesnt always win
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nevermind the insides of it fried while i was asleep
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@geyde realization: king swing is a lot more manageable when hosts decide in-play neuts tbh. Even if kings were literally vanilla king
Also I had a stupid idea for merc that changes nothing 85% of the time but is more flexible
Merc’s targets are only limited by being unique town. This functionally just lets them have neutrals that can leave town, so if that happens the merc wins and leaves too
This is definitely unbalanced but
- Host decides when they want it
- It adds slightly more spice to being merc (slightly)
- It’s funny