24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

best trial strategy i’ve ever seen

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she is an enigma. showed up to maybe a third of court dates

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Ace Attorney: Whitman County, Washington

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now that’s a surefire road to a not guilty verdict if i’ve ever seen one

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absolutely LOVE when a girl I hate has her felony harassment/unlawful display of weapon/extortion trial next friday

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oh SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR

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chat should i get a cane gun

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Turnabout Felony Harassment/Unlawful Display of Weapon/Extortion.
In which, by the third day, Maya Fey is somehow the one being charged with the crime.

this is all very misleading; crimes besides murder don’t exist in the ace attorney universe

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sometimes they trick you into thinking such crimes exist but nope! it’s a murder

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Dr. House

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sometimes it’s two murder

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and on at least one occasion I’m quite certain it’s manslaughter

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look i need a cane and a self defense weapon. two birds one stone

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aren’t those like

mega illegal in a lot of places

seems not worth

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yes orange that will stop her

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since when has that stopped me

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okay

but how about a cane sword

that’s objectively cooler and much less illegal

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just uh

don’t take it through TSA

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bit too dweeby

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