24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

(he’s lying)

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Me with 95% of my family

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Oh yea for a day or two I got worried that you got the “I quickly became homophobic”

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Brownie never bullies me :pensive:

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Yeah, I get bullied by you and kat for having bitches :sob:

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That’s a new one

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Yeah you’d think someone who gets so many bitches would be better at bullying, but here we are.

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No bitches —> inevitable bullying
Gets bitches —> inevitable bullying
Has bitches —> inevitable bullying

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If tutuu legitimately gets a girlfriend I think everyone will be shocked unless it’s arctic or someone like that

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i won’t

infact i expect it

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IVE LITERALLY HAD A GIRLFRIEND!!!

well. Long distance. Very long distance. If that counts. I used to count it but not anymore

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Awwwww youre so kind :sob::sob::sob::heart::heart::heart:

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Well I guess he might end up with a girlfriend over the internet, that’s ~plausible, but I get the impression that the combination of “tutuu” and “Bulgarian people” Will not result in a relationship. Or at least not a healthy one I guess

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Willow just out here saying it’s fully doomed for tutuu lmao

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It might count depending on the relationship dynamic

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Doomed while he’s in Bulgaria

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You and arcy were never real tootie

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Oh yeah i dont think i will here. If i move out maybe. At least move out of my town to the capital. My current dating pool is 80% grannies. When i go out its rare to see someone without white in their hair

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I see Bulgaria and I shudder

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Sometimes it’s like “the girlfriend you had for a month im high school” and yeah that’s reasonable to not count
Other times it is legitimately a full relationship tho so idk

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