24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#19850

Bwahahaha

Realistically if i go to japan id have the most success with other foreigners which there are plenty of

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#19851

You work at norway?

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#19852

not yet

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#19853

My position is horribly optimized for visiting anyone not in the SLC area (even if I really want to) tbh

  • mountain time zone already excludes everyone except like two people
  • it takes >7 hours to drive past Vegas and probably Boise (and I am NOT going to Vegas on my own. Or in general tbh)
  • Colorado is similarly fucked to get to because of the giant mountains, literally takes longer to get there than it takes to get to Seattle

Like.

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#19854

And these two people are

  • Luka (New Mexico takes like 9 hours)
  • someone who I have interacted with like once I think
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#19855

literally started dating a sentient trash folder before tutuu got a girlfriend

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#19856

Yeah

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#19857

literally started dating a sentient trash folder before tutuu got a girlfriend

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#19858

literally started dating a sentient trash folder before tutuu got a girlfriend

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#19859

thank you internet

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#19860

My irl dating options: a few grannies and my beer belly uncle

Willow from Utah’s irl dating options: a friendly sheep named Margaret

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#19861

just hope its not some weird weeb

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#19862

Nah actually there’s some pretty gay women here, if you know where to look it’s just that all of them have rejected me

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#19863

you only get half the lore here. join nerdcord where im even more explicitly dating a robot

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#19864

The visiting thing is just for internet friends lol

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#19865

go to china instead and tell them you’re a famous basketball player

‘‘ni hao im sasha vezenkov’’

u will have all the bitches

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#19866

also im still a minor so this is just the ones at my school or otherwise very close but

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#19867

I’m not a minor for long.

But that’s only legally it’s still creepy for me to date anyone older than me by ~1.5-2 years :wowee:

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#19868

Unfortunately true. When it comes to being remarkably worse in statistics it’s either Romania or Bulgaria and often we come first place sooo

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#19869

i had to explain this to tutuu

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