30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

To be fair if he didn’t open the bag poisdeon would have drowned itcha lol

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Itacha

However you spell it

hermes’ music is always such a bop

ithaca I tthink

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Poisdeon would find a map in the ocean and go oh that’s where itacha is and then drown it

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yeah my man really gave out his name, occupation, and address

completely doxxed himself

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hermes dancing while odysseus is fighting for his life is hilarious

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Worst part is gods aren’t even omniscient so psoideon would have zero way of finding him unless he asked the winds gods or maybe Helios
And it doesn’t seem like gods like him as evident by them trolling him trying to kill ofyseuss the entire time

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POSIDEON IS SPAWN CAMPING WAS A COMMENT LOL

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SO ACCURATE

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I like to imagine he’s been chilling on tbat shore for seven years

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tbf, a lot of sea creatures use ambush attacks

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BAG EX MACHINA

THE BAG FUKCS POSIDOEN TWICE LOL

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this animation is sick

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Wtf am I watching

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That’s so epic

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that was an interesting take on the immortality thing

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Tbf it’s weirdly accurate
Gods are powerful but fragile at the same time

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See how they can be trapped in golden nets

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