30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

Don’t forget we get to fight the aliens of color.

Get it? The covenant is colorful and we’re the dull ones.

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racism

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image

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if the character has any colours of the rainbow as the main colour then the game is automatically woke
if you play said game you will become bisexual and die

i dont make the rules

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i saw this video
it was pretty humourous

i likes the rtgame one too

this is absolutely nightmarish if the reader doesn’t know what youre talking about

I like when you aren’t restricted as uninformed majority to mess with the players in many creative ways.

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me going outside only to spontaneously combust because there is more people of color than is realistic (this is woke dei nonsense)

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refuses to write autobiography because the protagonist is female

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Stunning and brave

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@litten

how the hell is this your definition of fair it has 12k views and came out 4 days ago

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Yeah no see the racoon part makes it seem silly, but the wheelchair part is actually what they’re upset about.

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is this replying to the wrong thing

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Yes. I thought you were replying to the Chomps’ post right above you.

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yeah I assure you, it’s not

Fascists and fascist sympathizers overemphasize aesthetics. Like a classic thing people who misunderstand Starship Troopers is talk about how nice the people and future Buenos Aires look. It’s why they use marble statues as PFPs. It’s why they get mad when male characters aren’t depicted as the most powerful or competent.

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100 most popular games here is the woke guide on which games to play if ur not a libral

1. minecraft : woke, steve is blue
2. super smash bros: homosexual and woke
3. fortnite. not woke. real game for real gamers
4. red dead redemption II : red . woke
5. grand theft auto V: not woke, you are a cool gangster
6. spider man: woke, spider man is read and blue…
7. rocket league: woke, why are you playing with balls??
8. among us: wokest game ever
9. roblox: not woke
10. spider man, miles morales: main character is black, woke
11. animal crossing: the president is brown, pretty woke
12. call of duty black ops III: why the ops have to be black? woke
13. rainbow six siege: a game about counter terrorism? political and woke
14. fall guys: not woke, a real mans game.
15. overwatch: wokest shooting game ever
16. legend of zelda breath of the wild: game is named after a woman, feminism, woke
17. elden ring: never played, not woke
18. super mario odyssey: mario is red, woke
19. apex legends: second wokest shooting game ever
20. cs:go : political game, very woke
21. league of legends: league of woke
22. pubg: not woke
23. pokemon go: obviously woke, interacting with the real world is in itself a woke thing to do
24. god of war: why is kratos so white
**25. luigis mansion: luigi is green **
26. star wars jedi fallen order: darth vader is black so the game is woke
27. stray: political game and woke
28. valorant: never played but it’s 5v5 shooter half the characters are probably woke
29. plants vs zombies garden warfare 2: political themes and messages
30. minecraft dungeons: probably not woke but i heard the game is garbage so dont play anyway
31. pokemon sword and shield: game is based on britain which is one of the worst places to exist
32. cuphead: political game , gambling is good not bad don’t shove incorrect ideas into my head
33. totally accurate battle simulator: war is woke
34. mortal kombat 11: not woke very cool i like scorpion get over here :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
35. the elder scrolls V: skyrim: woke cause the game has a story
36. forza horizon: cool cars
37. human fall flat: first time i hear of this, probably a game so woke i’ve never heard of it
**38. pokemon legends arceus: probably not woke but it’s pokemon so the playerbase is woke. **
39. halo infinite: master chef is green
40. ark survival evolved: dinosaur
41.assassins creed oddysey: history game which makes it woke also the game has the word ass in it and the main character is male. subliminal homosexual messaging
42. splatoon 2: woke
43. five nights at freedys security breach: the characters are too colorful , probably woke
44. the witcher 3. wild hunt: not woke
45. splatoon 3: splatoon woke more like
46. clash royale: one of the kings is blue, and the other is red. political much
47. sea of thieves: online game which makes it woke
48. assassins creed: the ezio collection. woke just like every ass assins creed game…
49. destiny 2: your destiny is to be woke
50. stardew valley: farming is for woke people. also gay marriage? a real rural town would be too homophobic to allow this. how woke
51. assasins creed: originis: i never knew this series was so popular
52. assasins creed: valhalla: my friend played this and he really liked it. he also seems woke to me
53. detroit become human: i am already human
54. yoshi’s created world: religious themes and green character. woke
55. the legend of zelda, link’s awakening: what did he awaken to? did he ‘woke’ up?
56. titanfall 2: idk this game but cool robots
57. little nightmares 2: not woke
58. horizon forbidden west: female character
59. pokemon brilliant diamond and shining pearl: this is 2 games and both of them combined are sitll garbage and woke
60. dead by daylight: probably political
61. friday the 13th the game: councelling is woke
62. paper mario. the origami king. mario is woke and promotes feudalism
63. lego marvel superheroes: marvel is the wokest company ever
64. cyberpunk 2077: very political and woke
65. genshin impact: not woke. everyone should play genshin impact
66. resident evil. village: if this is the game with the tall woman then it is not woke
67. pokemon unite: it’s in the name. unite(d) states of america
68. the last of us part II: quite woke
69. crash bandicoot 4: this one is debatable if you think he is more orange or brown, i personally lean brown so he is not woke to me
70. marvel’s guardians of the galaxy: incredibly woke, the galaxy can guard itself
71. resident evil 2(remake): they remade it to make it more woke, probably
72. metroid dead: samus is orange if i remember so that’s woke
73. world of warcraft: human interaction. woke
**74. nba 2k21: playing with other men and balls is quite woke **
75. marvels avengers: woke
76. borderlands 3: wokelands 3
77. far cry 6: politics
78. dark souls 3: why are the souls dark?
79. doki doki literature club: not woke and cute. real man’s game
80. horizon zero dawn: very woke
81. sekiro: shadows die twice: why are you killing shadow’s twice? what did they do to you?
82. hyrule warriors: age of calamity: finally a not woke nintendo game
83. multiversus: cringe
84. days gone: synopsis sounds woke, i want to shoot people not talk to them
85. monster hunter: world: pokemon if it wasn’t woke
86. for honor: political and woke
87. star wars. squadrons: woke because i feel like it
88. riders republic: what do you mean by ‘riders’?
89. dragon ball z kakarot: kakarot is based on a carrot, and carrots are orange, also his hair turns yellow and he fights with men (woke)
90. watch dogs. legion: if it was watch cats it would be not woke. also a game based on london
91. diablo 3: not woke
92. call of duty. vanguard: political. wwii games are always woke
93. fallout 76: woke
94. metro exodus: the synopsis says the game has a thrilling storyline so the storyline is gonna be woke
95. heartstone, heroes of warcraft: it may not be woke but you will be a loser if you play this
96. saints row: woke version of gta 5
97. dota 2: woke 2
98. tom clancy’s the division: looks woke why is the woman in the middle
99. world war z: woke
100. kingdom hears 3: not woke finally a real gaming experience

send this list to the woke police and see if they agree

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It’s fair because 1. It hinted at not a genocide song because of the call, 2, it told you it was undertale

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It’s also a triology though!

So if you found one video your chances of finding the others sky rocketed