30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

THIRTYYYYYY

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IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT

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THIRTY ON THIRTY

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im going to stop now because if i continue i wont stop i fucking love im not a big fan of the government

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https://x.com/benbbaldwin/status/1838013005683999009?s=46&t=ie9tYAMY-DhYKQ1Cbc2Jbw

WHOEVER SNAPS WATSON’S ACL. MY LIFE IS YOURS

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that new movie they’re making about the tower of babel must be affecting me because i feel like everybody is speaking a different language here

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i mean this genuinely i will buy their jersey if they snap his acl

anytime they shill something i will buy it

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bring back bountygate but specifically for deshaun watson

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fucking conjuring the spirit of tommy john :sob:

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the problem is other teams won’t want to do it because jameis would unironically make the browns better

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although given jameis’s history maybe he’s due too. incredible that he’s managed to turn his legacy around into being one of the most liked people in the nfl

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THIRTY FOR THIRTY SEASON GOD WILLING I NEED PEAK TV ON SUNDAYS AGAIN

i do not understand anything in the last 10 cookie thread messages what is this sorcery

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deshaun watson is a terrible person. this would be tolerable for nfl fans, were he not also a terrible quarterback

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the browns are paying him $230 million guaranteed btw

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the number one sin
being a horrible person while also being bad at sports

im not a big fan of the browns

https://x.com/theonion/status/1836449811018522870?s=46&t=ie9tYAMY-DhYKQ1Cbc2Jbw

i do find it funny that browns fans went from yapping about “happy endings” 2 years ago to desperately hoping that the latest allegations are true so they can void deshaun’s contract

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i was coked outta my mind back then and was still able to see it as a shit signing

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