30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

[lilith]

hi gray

[notblackorwhite]

hi lili

[lilith]

we need 2 music

[tutuu]

hi tutuu

[lilith]

no

[tutuu]

ogey sorry ;-;

[Ash]

If you get, like, $2 million, there’s a house about half an hour where I used to live that has a wine cellar in the basement behind a vault door.

[Ash]

It’s also 11,000 square feet with an unrenovated 2,000 square foot attic area.

[tutuu]

@Marshal nooo dont go there. Come here, to me. Come to Translyvania.

[Litten]

Wow, can’t believe Chloe is on Twitter

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

shietttttttttttt i might

[Marshal]

tutuu only wants me for my personality and ash only wants me for my financial acumen. its a cold world we live in

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

what if i want you as a fall woman for my schemes

[Atlas]

i think theres some high bidders for organs out there!

[tutuu]

Its true … Im projecting because I wish somebody wanted me for my personality, all these chicks just talk about my beautiful tall lean physique and big biceps and muscular pecs and shredded abs and chiseled torso. None of them appreciate my emotional gentle sensitive side

[notblackorwhite]

We do.

[Atlas]

tutuu i have terrible news for you

[tutuu]

Huh what are they?

[tutuu]

I turn straight girls into lesbians with my charm btw

[Litten]

All the chicks died