30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#6024

i should’ve shot you

#6025

this is so bitter but i dont think its very alcoholic either it just leaves me with a bad taste on my tongue

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#6026

multiple people were left saying this! 0 of them pulled the trigger! (well one of them pulled the trigger on town!ash but that’s irrelevant)

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#6027

imagine if me and the other vig both shot you

#6028

Pretty sure you didn’t actually hit any of his BPVs. We used our redirector (who redirected their target to a random player because we were banned from having any actually good roles) to completely neutralize you.
N1, we redirected you, and you got RNGed to hit the other mafia’s lost wolf.
N2, we redirected the doctor, and they got RNGed to heal our godfather (who you were shooting).
And N3, we redirected you again, and you got RNGed into shooting yourself.

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#6029

what are you drinking

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#6030

i’m pulling the trigger next time

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#6031

I know but those basically serve as bpvs
what the hell is a 7 shot per night multitaskable redirect

#6032

im not going to comment because that makes me sound pathetic

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#6033

well i’m already mostly retired from mafia anyway

#6034

i think it’s all downhill from last game

#6035

Consider that we only got the 4-shot redirect for one night, and that was only under the condition of the mafia godfather publicly revealing their role.

#6036

i hate the taste of most alcohol but i like the drunk feeling

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#6037

THE MAFIA GODFATHER WAS ALREADY OUTED BECAUSE I SHOT HIM 3 TIMES :sob:

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#6038

eh you never know

#6039

not once has anyone mentioned the town role that dies instead of this mafia godfather btw. just felt the need to mention that this was a role that existed

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#6040

is it beer
don’t tell me its beer

#6041

no i have drank a significant amount of beer and its horrible for either of my goals

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#6042

oh my god i forgot about that
i will perpetually mald about this particular godfather role

#6043

Well, actually, he got outed because one of the town roletext cops got a list of five people, one of which was our mafia leader and the other of which was the other mafia leader.
That mafia leader got a clause where, upon a roletext investigation, they would appear as an entirely different role.
We got nothing like that.