30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

[Atlas]

sweet

[katze]

ok see of all the things you could have said this is like the most concerning answer possible!

[Daeron]

concerning because you don’t want to smell like licorice or concerning because I know what you smell like?

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

[katze]

i dont know why i smell like licorice

or why you know this true fact about me

[tutuu]

Goth girl = macabre, “cool”, mysterious, grounded

Hatsune miku = anime girl, whiny, light-hearted, messes around, cute, loser

Katze = hatsune miku

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

[Daeron]

don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to

[carbonated]

poisoned milkshakes…

[pandora]

@katze i’m beating the fake katze in overwatch

[katze]

who are they playing

[katze]

im p sure chloes overwatch alt is named katze so if they’re playing hog (or tank in general) it might be her

[tutuu]

[Atlas]

doesnt overwatch only allow one of the same username

[katze]

no its got like name#12345

unless its different now i havent touched overwatch in probably literal years now

[YoubutWorse]

honestly a hype idea

[tutuu]

Dear Reddit, am I (22M) the asshole?

I (22M) caught my brother (15M), my sister (18F), my father (58M), my mother (56F), my other brother (24M), my other sister (12F), my uncle (50M), my aunt (47F), my niece (7F), my nephew (12M), my grandfather on my fathers side (79M), my grandmother on my fathers side (81F/Deceased), my grandfather on my mothers side (92M), my grandmother on my mothers side (92F), my neighbour (34F), my neighbours roommate who is subsequently also my neighbour (37F), their daughter (5F) and my neighbours daughters friend (6F) all throwing a party. I (22M) was not invited to this party, hosted by (50M) and (58M).

(79M), who the party had been thrown for had objected to myself (22M) being invited alongside (7F), (12F) and (34F).

I (22M) believe that this decision, made by (50M) and (58M) was sexist despite myself (22M) being the only (M) not invited. I (22M) successfully convinced (7F), (12F), and (34F) that this was sexist and now (7F), (12F) and (34F) are advocating for (50M) and (58M) to allow myself (22M) into (79M)’s party.

(50M) told me (22M) that I was being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) however the others (34F, 37F, 5F, 6F) believe that I (22M) was not being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F).

In retaliation to being uninvited from the party, I (22M) called my family member (24M) “not thicc in the slightest,” and that he (24M) should “delete his (24M) Instagram account as his (24M) posts were mediocre at best”.

My (58M) contacted me (22M) to tell me (22M) that I (22M) was being removed from the will ($15M). I (22M) think this is entirely uncalled for. After talking to (34F, not 37F), they (34F, 37F) both agreed that this was crazy so they put me (22M) into contact with their (5F) and their (5F)’s friend (6F) for assistance with the whole ordeal.

After repeated contact with (5F) and (6F), I (22M) was arrested by the police (??M, ??M, ??F) and told that I (22M) was an absolute creep.

I (22M) instantly called (34F, 37F) but they (34F, 37F) did not pick up. Then the police (??M, ??M, ??F) showed me (22M) footage which mustn’t have been real as I (22M) didn’t remember it, which showed me (22M) stealing food from children (?M, ?M) to please (5F, 6F).

Furthermore, my (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) was questioned and agreed that I (22M) was an absolute creep. My (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) then showed the police (??M, ??M, ??F) that I (22M) had not been taking my prescription medicines.

I (22M) have now been taking my (22M) meds for 1 week and have gone back to normal. But now my (22M) (34F, 37F) refuse to talk to me (22M), (5F, 6F) aren’t allowed near me (22M) and my (22M) (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) refuse to put me (22M) back in the will ($14M after (50M gambling addiction)).

I (22M) was unaware that I (22M) was a creep and therefore believe I (22M) should be freed from any punishments but my (34F, 37F) think that I (22M) am responsible for my (22M) actions. I (22M) believe this is ridiculous and that I (22M) didn’t know.

So Reddit, am I (22M) or are (5F, 6F, 34F, 37F) and (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) absolutely bonkers?

[Atlas]

put this in a spoiler pls

[tutuu]

Is it too long

[Atlas]

dont want others to be exposed to it