30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#701

the only thing i know about scrabble is theres some guy whos absolutely insane at it so he went into a french tournament without speaking french and still dominated

#702

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#703

holy shit is trump immortal

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#704

Yeah, he looked last second at an illegal immigration chart.

If thereā€™s a lesson in that, the takeaway is that racism can save your life, clearly

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#705

we can all learn a few things from this

#706

BIG CHUNGUS IS IN THE SCRABBLE DICTIONARY AND YOU MISSED IT

#707

check

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#708

the secret service spends a lot of time working out how to prevent their targets from being shot

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#709

I donā€™t believe you

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#710

Whyyyy did I take a 10AM class

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#711

i just got out of an 8:30 and am about to get into a 9:30 i donā€™t wanna hear this

#712

At least you can move when youā€™re tired

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#713

I cannot force myself to get out of bed any earlier than my body has decided because I canā€™t move my limbs

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#714

Havenā€™t you seen the ā€œGet down presidentā€ game? Itā€™s essential research.

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#715

they actually make every secret service member play that game

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#716

Happy birthday

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#717

Birthday nya

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#718

What is it about

#719

I remember that game. 2016 was weird

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#720

Happy birthday!

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