30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#12248

slept for 19 hours a while back i don’t know if that means anything good for my health

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#12249

whats bottomless brunch? google says its like “pay for all u can eat and drink thing”. where does the no clothes part come from?

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#12250

i have terrible “forgetting to take food out of my room when im exiting my room to do something else” syndrome

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#12251

there are two ways to interpret the word “bottomless” in this context

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#12252

usually means no bottoms allowed

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#12253

three ways

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#12254

how long can Chinese food last in the fridge

#12255

I ordered something cslled Thai spicy chicken and I thought it would be like general tso chicken but different and they put it in a soup like tjing and I don’t like it :(

#12256

I have white rice though I can eat that

#12257

the optimal solution is to not have leftovers

#12258

this depends on many unknown factors

#12259

I tried but I couldn’t eat it

#12260

It ducked I didn’t order soup I ordered chicken

#12261

“what the fuck is a blue alert” quickly rises to #1 most used phrase of the year

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#12262

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#12264

Sorry, I only support AD carries of at least Master

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#12265

i dont believe you that ur master. ur lying

#12266

Hello.

I have free time now.

I ate a ton of oreos today.

I am fat, but I was dieting so well until today :dead:

#12267

can you save some weight for me