30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#13768

he doesnt beat a man in a rooster mask though

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#13769

No human can beat an adult chimp. Their muscle fibers are way denser than humans. They rip off faces and body parts. They are psychotic

Gorillas have a bigger strength but even if you upset it it will give you multiple warnings. They break off fights. Theyre constantly starving because their diet consists of mostly grass. They have no energy to fight. A prolonged fight is a death for a gorilla. Chimpanzees cheer on fights within their groups

#13770

like chimp is definitively no
i think he has the edge on rooster but it has a chance if it gets him to backpedal

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#13771

tutuu are you beating a rooster

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#13772

well you watched the documentary. you must be right.

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#13773

They are one of the most feral animal

#13774

so are human beings but you see a lot of those in photos too

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#13775

And what is your source? Cute pictures?

#13776

people underestimate birds in general. cockatiels eat nothing but seed and berries and are 2 sauce packets tall and can bite through gloves. a rooster is a fighter. also they go 9 mph easy

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#13777

When i was a kid i was scared of roosters. I thought they would eat me

I think i can muster the bravery to fight a rooster now. But id be scared of wetting my pants. Nothing to be ashamed of for wetting yourself - its just survival instinct

#13778

they cant fly but because their wings they can jump like hell

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#13779

false! .44 Magnum go!

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#13780

now i think you get scratched, try to get space on it, it jumps and scratches you some more, you fall on the ground and it blinds you

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#13781

Can a small girlie like you shoot such a big gun?

#13782

Why so brutal :sob:

#13783

you need to scrap with it arms up and just throw your legs out. dont give it access to the face ever. it can sting but you win if you trade

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#13784

im being realistic

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#13785

do you win against a german Shepard

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#13786

i think you die. Super die. so do i though i dont have rooster tech

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#13787

A pup - yeah. Adult - i dont know… id be terrified to. It wounds me for sure. If it was feral - it would be bad. If it was normal - maybe i can scare it off