30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

in dms to me. we were discussing you (only good things) (i pinky promise). he was convinced you were in your 70s. due to the way you post. i laughed and i tried to tell him ur not

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What other stuff were being said about me?

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you hate me :pleading_face:

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we were mercilessly gossiping about you

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What were you mercilessly gossiping about me

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dont speak to me trash. go back to the bin scavenge for food

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fine dining

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how much you like to steal

I already saw this screenshot, you ain’t messing

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And?

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thats all

nighty night fortress of the lies

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goobnite bun bun :heart:

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i think that we should eat chomps in his sleep

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and gnaw on his bones

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But look how innocent this baby bun is

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both of these are quotes my mom used to tell to me when i was a baby and a toddler. she said this to me before i go to bed. then i panic and start crying because i believe her that im going to get cannibalized. and she laughs because she finds it adorable. years later she tells me this and im like wtf

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i love you :heart:

I did hear of this “You are so cute I’m going to eat you” (endearingly)

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