30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#16749

yeah i don’t think there’s a john baldur’s gate 3

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#16750

which is weird because tav
but yea

#16751

i thought those american tv shows were like. exagerrating about the long lists of insane side effects. no they were understating it

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#16752

problem of durge being more iconic

#16753

yea

#16754

okay actually that’s fair

#16755

tav has a mildly distinct personality + customization

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#16756

durge, however, has Lore and Some Level of Personality and is therefore not john

#16757

anyway i’m overstating it. if you try this cancer medicine it will give you lupus.

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#16758

this is where vibes come in because objectively durge is a john but doesn’t have john vibes

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#16759

FUNNY TRUMPET MAN DIAZ LES GOOOOOO

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#16760

John Metroid

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#16761

yea lol

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#16762

however if i was asked to name the baldur’s gate 3 guy

i would still say astarion off the top of my head but durge is a close second

#16763

bimzelx
the suicidal skin cream

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#16764

Tav is more John Baldur’s Gate than Durge, but Durge is decidedly the canon protagonist.

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#16765

yea exactly

#16766

it’s especially funny because of a limbus company thing in that specific ad we just saw

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#16767

but said thing is a spoiler so I can’t make the joke about it just yet

#16768

durge my beloved