30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

thank god it was just the tire

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your life ain’t worth 10 bucks for uber tbh

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Clearly the cops weren’t enough so life sent a wheel

i’ve busted a tire before. shit happens

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at least you were two minutes from home and not 30

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DO NOT drive while tired. it is the same as driving drunk. Do not do it

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I’m pretty sure I called in 3 times in 2 months for Kroger lmao

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i know the lead programmer of system shock 2 remake

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the demoman

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if i was a girl i would fall for a dangerous mysterious criminal

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“i can fix him”

i already think “i can fix her”

UPDAYE I might not have hit a curb

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Tow truck guy says he’s seen people hit curbs and that the wheel doesn’t look like it was hit by a curb
it looks like it flat and the rim got cracked from it?

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tutuu fol gameplay

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yes tutuu is disnecked elon musk with a fucked up hand

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being a girl isnt required for doing dumb things, tutuu!

theres plenty of people who are in your position and stop. keep going! you can get murdered for a revenge backstory in your early 30s too!

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yoshhhh!!!

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nayyyyyyy

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Do you want my phone number in case he revenge kidnaps you?