30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

As far as I understand it, the reasons are in order

  1. I’ve been a bad kitten
  2. I keep running away
  3. I brought this up in the first place (debatable)
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Because I was confused

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what the hell am i

Seemingly a cop

when do they become a hooligan and get booked on assorted misdemeanor charges

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By the hat

oh i thought you were just down for kitten murder again

international cop bastard

No Litten posted a meme I didn’t understand so it was justified

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if you understood it but it annoyed you what would happen then whats the tier up from Murder

oh. spray bottle duh

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Murder > sprayed with water (torture)

agree

therefore this court orders kitten to be hung by the neck until dead

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may save me

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im gonna put you in a bag and spin around really really fast like one of those pods they put trainee astronauts in

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you will turn to pastekitten

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so much cute aggression today

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please stop threatening to torture and or kill the cat

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What Atlas said

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i think the bowser swing is a fun enriching experience