3001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

General
#41

Did I not tell you there was a significant period of time where I was considering becoming a divorce lawyer because it’d be very funny

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#42
Would you hire May as your divorce lawyer
  • NO
  • YES

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#43

I’m pretty sure divorce can go through lawyers as well. Especially when the to party doesn’t agree on things.

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#44

DO NOT remember. either way i dont think you count as your own lawyer when we went through the proceedings for your weekly Splatoon invitational

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#45

unfortunately it would be straight divorce. just not your specialty sorry

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#46

thats the point we Didnt have lawyers we rogged it

#47

SHOULD I KILL SOMEONE THEN REPRESENT MYSELF

  • YES
  • NO

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#48

my issue is i don’t think may is quite at the level he could simply change clothes and be an expert divorce lawyer. yet. i dont think hes quite american dad material

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#49

havent you watched better call saul.

#50

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this is what i read and i was unsure what got you so violent but it was hype

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#51

yeah why

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#52

Isn’t this the whole premise of FM games? (From the point of view of a mafia member…)

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#53

Mew

#54

murder-youbiecide

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#55

shit i misclicked i meant to click yes

google how do i change my vote?

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#56

you cant

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#57

you cant sorry

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#58

you can just pay me $30 and i can do it for u

#59

TO BE CLEAR I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL AND PASSED THE BAR IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL

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#60

100% lmao