3001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

my god

on reddit theres a tab called ā€œtrending todayā€ that shows news stories fromā€¦ today.
usually theyre incredibly professional and well worded but theres one for the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight, that says, word and graphically for word, ā€œHe slapped the hell out of him lmaoā€

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im excited to see jake paul get pummeled idk about u

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Wow you are not lying

I feel he should be getting a little more than a pummel idk about the both of you

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mike tyson is way beyond his prime, but heā€™s still a boxer thats been boxing for, im pretty sure, about as long as jakeā€™s been alive

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i wouldnt want to go against michael jordan on the court

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Mark Suckerberg shouldā€™ve suckerpunched Elon Musk in a ring, to be frank with you all

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Shame Musk backed down, cooowaaaaard

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I am 28 years old, and my mother texted me to ask if I was watching Tyson vs Jake Paul

Am I one of the few humans who doesnā€™t give a fuck about d list celebs? lmao wtf is happening

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around when you were probably growing up mike tyson was a legendary boxer

jake paul was once a relevant internet celebrity in around 2013? but has since mostly faded into obscurity

jake paul wants to fight mike tyson, whoā€™s 35 years older than he is, because he wants prestige for beating the worlds most legendary boxer or something even though mikeā€™s way past his prime and hasnā€™t a. fought in a while and b. had a major health emergency a month ago

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everyone who cares about the fight is hoping jake gets his face punched in, essentially

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I do know who Mike Tyson is. Iā€™ve been pretty involved in sports my entire life, so I didnā€™t want to make it seem like I am unaware of that.

Although, boxing is a boring sport generally (even though I did box, and I enjoy the sport) so I am surprised to see large interest

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Unfortunately he resurfaced because of MrBeast scandals

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If you think this is bad you should try hanging around middle schoolers on a daily basis

view at your own risk

ā€œwhatā€™s it like to hold the gyatt of someone you loveā€
the feeling is heavenly, like that of a dove

the feeling is oh so skibidi, like giaour
but i cannot resist when push comes to shove

oh, how i feel for the glorious gyatt
tyrian purple, faded to mauve

but i forget, the fanum tax is too steep
i must depart, to the realm above

^for the record i did not write this

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no this makes sense i like this

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nononono who could be possibly brainrotted to use their incredible poetry skills to write brainrot

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you know Iā€™m really not sure why you hang around middle schoolers as often as you do given your clear antipathy towards them

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Me hanging around Gen Z

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