3001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#862

this avatar fits your intelligence so well :heart:

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#863

you can’t defend so you attack

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#864

you want to be a boywife maid but you cant cook cant clean cant do laundry cant do massage. what can you do? cry???

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#865

you’re jealous you can’t have a boywife maid

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#866

also i will learn trust

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#867

ok byeee number two number two

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#868

good night :blush: :heart:

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#869

I’d be the perfect boywife if I weren’t such a failure of a boy…

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#870

you’re clumsy and you cook very good and you’re funny. you’re just about perfect for a wife…

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#871

i think i qualify as having a boywife. he’s the one who cooks whereas i never do, I take him out to dinner sometimes (the dining hall) and pay for both meals. Im the one with a job, I constantly tell him to stop bothering me when I watch a sports game. i am definitely the husband in the relationship

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#872

there should be a thing like boywife but doesn’t require you be a boy. like a girlwife or enbywife or something.

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#873

I think they just call it “wife” historically

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#874

enbywife is called a spoon.

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#875

This would be like calling a werewolf a wolf.

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#876

this is the type of relationship i need, preferably one involving throwing beer bottles

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#877

Catgirl

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#878

catgirlwife :confounded:

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#879

the best type of relationship is one where everybody involved is cureently trying to kill the other and failing in cartoonish different ways and this relationship is just another scheme into getting closer

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#880

this is the current state of affairs with all the people living in my head

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#881

i didn’t go to sleep silly

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