So youțre telling me you did not just turn into the lunatic to poison me
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If pink = conjunctivitis
Oh one guy threatened to interior decorate my room forcibly
So this is where the fashion police went, they evolved into interior decoration police
The real estate aesthetic police
He saw my blank wall with a cable taped to it
Why do you have a blank wall with a cable taped to it
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Magnus just mocked a dying cat
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fucked up
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Yes, they are paid in “what a good boy!!!” and “who wants to be scratched behind the ear”, but also “who wants this chicken drum? Yes you do!!!”
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“Just” implies both immediacy and the lack of other crimes.
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im unsure if theyre that excited whilst interacting with the dogs
Because they’re jaded from police work? I did know cases where the police dogs were so loved
all according to plan (plan means “keikaku”)
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The cat hurt his back so bad…
“Like drug dogs are paid to do”: very funny
Getting called out on “like drug dogs are paid to do” by The Court: very funny
DOUBLING DOWN on “like drug dogs are paid to do” in front of hte court: very funny
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I assume they’re paid something maybe in some type of recompense –
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The cat fell on its side. Can’t keep your own story straight…
so hard it’s dying…