destroyed
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being dedicated to forum mafia
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Convincing other people I’m dedicated to forum mafia.
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hippo’s pfp was a gif and i couldnt think of how to convert it (i figured it out by the time I got to geyde lmao)
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ftr
i would win against ici
hippo would beat me
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Done. Figured we could edit introductions into the OP, like in the birthday thread.
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that is quite literally a fate worse than death
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read up on your demi lich lore
you don’t want to be a demi lich
it fucking sucks
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That’s why May’s the demi-lich and not me.
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basically imagine you’re a nigh omnipotent flying skull with an incorporeal form making you invincible to physical attacks, and unlike liches you are immortal without the need of silly things like feeding a phylactery
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but the tradeoff is that you just straight up have dementia
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what
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that is literally how demiliches operate
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i thought we specified that may had a phylactery
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a demilich is created when a lich fails to feed their phylactery enough souls to keep it running
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don’t ask why i am so well versed in specifically demilich lore
i don’t want to talk about it
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You became a demilich didnt you
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I put in a lot of research about fantastical immortality methods for FotD.
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no i’m not stupid enough to perform the lich ritual in the first place
i did however have to sit through a 2 hour conversation on liches and their many variants
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did you know that dragons can become liches
and this makes them even stronger than traditional dragons
and their phylactery tends to be a very large, heavy and expensive object
and they’re also naturally unmatchable spellcasters so if you thought the traditional “invincible macguffin” phylactery you had to fuckin’ launch into the sun was bad…
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