Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Homestuck is real, Jake. I know you don’t want it to be true. I know you want to protect yourself from it. But the only way to move forward is acceptance.

Whether Homestuck is Righteous or Just, on the other hand…

if homestuck is real why havent i seen [HOMESTUCK REFERENCE]

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other people stop scheduling events in rooms that I already reserved and have had reserved for months challenge (difficulty level: impossible apparently)

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may i am about to resort to physical violence

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Moderators!! Moderators!!! Threats of physical violence, ban Italy immediately!!!

(We’re gonna get him good, chat, I bet the mods won’t even notice that I absolutely deserved those threats)

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i used to be so much funnier

Homestuck?

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New Splatoon season just dropped

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Unfortunately I’m a onetrick so I don’t give a shit. Still playing Tetras

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Textras

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OK well now I’m playing Tetras on the Manta Maria at least.

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At least there’s a reason why you’re swimmin with the fishies now.

Of course, the reason why I’m doing it should be obvious

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Yes, but you aren’t disposing a corpse, you’re disposing a vaguely failure-shaped cephalopod into the ocean, who ken swim

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Me, on the other hand, is actually just sleeping with one fish.

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sina pilin seme tan kala sin

kala suli linja li monsuta la mi wile ala unpa e ona

sina wile unpa e kala tu. taso sina wile ala unpa e kala mute.

Learning new maps on Tetras is… something. Understanding of the map is essential to making sure you’re like, even remotely productive. You’re moving so much, can’t be falling off cliffs, can’t be leading yourself back into a corner if you’re kiting someone, have to familiarize yourself with the routes to take to successfully take enemy attention off the objective rather than simply charging into the Splat Zone over and over… I know it’s a learning curve for everyone, but most people don’t dodge roll off stages with any regularity.

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kala suli nanpa tu wan la mi pilin lili

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