5212nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I think it’s pretty self evident all my knowledge about the world revolves around someone telling me point blank about it

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Like nor I’ll never mix druff with BLEECH

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Litten do you want dinner. I didn’t finish this pizza you can hve some

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Sure

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Cleaning products in general you don’t wanna mix

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the problem lies in that i don’t know what you don’t know, and you can’t exactly tell me either
and i can’t exactly spend years teaching you things which 99.9% of which you know

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This is why you tell me I’m a dumbass after plot armor saves me so I learn for next time

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one, you’re a dumbass

two, eventually your luck is gonna run out

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They usually call that last thing “childhood” and the people that tell you those things “parents” but unfortunately sometimes there’s outside circumstances which hinder its effectiveness

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The universe is suffering from sunk boat fallacy and won’t let me die

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I only had an aunt

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it’s not entirely his fault but he really needs to have some level of caution

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To be fair I learned not to mix cleaning products from the internet not my parents

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…i did too.

let’s do a quick run through

no fire near anything that can get set on fire unless you plan on setting it on fire
if you’re super nauseous everytime you enter a room don’t enter the room. if it’s a place of housing check for gas leaks.
if your sink smells like fish something bad is happening
if you don’t know what something does, look it up before doing it

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If youhave sharp abdominal pain with no clear cause get it checked out. And chest pain. And bad stomach pain for more than 24 hours without a clear cause

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you should drink around 2-4 bottles of water a day
you should eat three meals ranging around 2000 calories a day
you should exercise and stretch daily
you should brush your teeth twice a day
you should floss once a day
you should wear retainers (if you have one)
you should shower at least every other day

you should regularly wash your hands before a meal. you shouldn’t touch your phone and then something you plan on eating without washing your phone. don’t touch your eyes after touching your phone. your phone is a massive hotbed for germs

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You can call doctor’s office instead of making an appointment and be like “here are my symptoms should I be worried” so you don’t have to pay

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