5212nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Capuchin monkeys. Primates with a slender body, covered in dense fur which is typically a mix of cream, tan, brown, and black. The Italians named the cappucchino after them due to the resemblance in color.

In Italy, -cino is used as a suffix of small things. In particular small male things, because it’s rather typical for European language to give gender to nouns.


In China, the number 8 is considered to be an auspicious number due to a homonym with a word that means “to generate wealth”.


“Cino Heatfield.” Originally he was called “Chino Earthfield”, but a concept-devouring anomaly ate his fortune (8s), causing him to lose his Hs (8th letter) and Rs (18th letter).

The Undertaker found a way to restore a small part of his fortune by substituting the missings fortune (H) with a concept of similar sound ([REDACTED]). The Undertaker could neither control how the substitute would remedy the issue, nor the side effects that came with it. And thus “Cino Heatfield” came to be.

Considering this is a temporary solution, the Awakeners who knew “Chino Earthfield” will have to make do with “Cino Heatfield” until the Undertaker defeats the anomaly.

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In massachusetts By Law if the price is mislabeled it’s free

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When I was 18 I tried to put a styrofoam container in the microwave. See, I’ve understood what to not put into the microwave by being told “don’t put metal”, don’t put this particular container” but no one has ever mentioned Strfoam before so I thought it was ok

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It melted and ruined the food

I love that we just hve an awesome statewide treasure hunt. My uncle got free ham off it once

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Why didn’t may warn me then too

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So many problems can be traced back to may not warning me properly

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I’ve looked it up and it’s only free for items less than $10, otherwise it’s a discount, but it’s usually groceries that are relevant here so that’s usually free

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Wait what

Free?

How much a discount

Is it only good

Food

$10. It’s anything I think

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Nope food only actually

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just mark down the price by more than $10

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they might be able to do that for eggs soon

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actually knowing massachusetts they might be able to do that for something stupid now

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it is literally a pangolin

How about the f around and find out phase?