5212nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

woof

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@MapleMay tutuu is trying to steal your job lmao

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I hate club app questions.
ClubApps

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max 300 words for that seems kinda crazy

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yeah especially when you only need 10

put it all in bitcoin because michael saylor is jesus

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if hrs allowed to buy and hold bitcoin and call it a business, so am i

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you know a lot of interactions on this site are made under the assumption that the person you’re talking to wasn’t recently possessed by an entity

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you don’t know that

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if one of your parents has a drinking problem you kinda always assume people might becrecently possessed by an entity

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I want to gift you a pet octopus. You will name it Cthlulu. I know you will be very happy :heart:

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octopi aren’t really supposed to be in captivity, i think

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Hmmm my dad was an alcoholic but not a violent one. But drank way too much. Could that be another reason for our similarity? :heart:

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Oh dear…

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“oCtUpI”

Why dont you write me an essay on linguistics you fucking DORK

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oh right i just woke up and it’s not exactly something i talk a lot about

it’s not a u, it’s octo

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worst pick-up line imaginable

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DAMMIT WHY AM I NOT GOOD WITH WOMEN

why am i so much better with men. Every gay or bi man i know has liked me. No success with the women. What is happening here guys?!?

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id like to propose the inverse, where instead its our similarity that caused our dads to drink too much.

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I think you should get good with men… Full stop

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ROFL

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