5212nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Of vodka.

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19 shots is maybe too many

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it’s an uneven number with nothing interesting going on. at least make it 20.

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angel on one shoulder and devil dressed in a tacky angel costume on the other shoulder

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i have eaten nothing today and my bf is making pasta with vegetables i think i need pasta with vegetables more than anything

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i usually eat a hearty breakfast m/w/f, but i had a spanish speaking exam and i had to crunch on the vocab we needed to use

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Motherfucker literaly stopped me from pouring a drink down the sink and chugged it. So make that 21-22

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“I’m going to walk you two home” he says. He just did 40 pushups

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He says he’s walking Me and this other sober guy home. And tbf he’s acting soberer we’re both real tired

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We’ve created a running joke somehow of telling this guy very emphatically “DON’T DRINK” when he has no plans to whatsoever and it’s so fucking stupid and they just keep saying it

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ookie thread

super bowl predictions:

betting on chiefs
rooting for Giant Meteor

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i keep forgetting thats this weekend

hi

i was lowkey happy the campaign wasn’t starting up immediately because of this

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i already became like may consequence of dating someone for nearly 2 years :broken_heart:

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me, personally? i’m rooting for the eternal worm to rise from the ground and precisely eat Taylor Swift and everyone in her section of the seating

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We all know about the Everworm.

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why is it pretending everything is ok

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What minecraft mod is this