Of vodka.
19 shots is maybe too many
it’s an uneven number with nothing interesting going on. at least make it 20.
angel on one shoulder and devil dressed in a tacky angel costume on the other shoulder
i have eaten nothing today and my bf is making pasta with vegetables i think i need pasta with vegetables more than anything
i usually eat a hearty breakfast m/w/f, but i had a spanish speaking exam and i had to crunch on the vocab we needed to use
Motherfucker literaly stopped me from pouring a drink down the sink and chugged it. So make that 21-22
“I’m going to walk you two home” he says. He just did 40 pushups
He says he’s walking Me and this other sober guy home. And tbf he’s acting soberer we’re both real tired
We’ve created a running joke somehow of telling this guy very emphatically “DON’T DRINK” when he has no plans to whatsoever and it’s so fucking stupid and they just keep saying it
ookie thread
super bowl predictions:
betting on chiefs
rooting for Giant Meteor
i keep forgetting thats this weekend
hi
i was lowkey happy the campaign wasn’t starting up immediately because of this
i already became like may consequence of dating someone for nearly 2 years
me, personally? i’m rooting for the eternal worm to rise from the ground and precisely eat Taylor Swift and everyone in her section of the seating
We all know about the Everworm.
why is it pretending everything is ok
What minecraft mod is this