I’m just so adorable and fluffy that when people act adorable and fluffy you feel the urge to call them kitten
Uhhh more when they make insane irresponsible decisions
This doesn’t sound like me may
Name one insane decision I made
my advisor came up to me when i was walking to class and asked if i had figured out grad school yet. i said i only had one (real) offer, and after that conversation i made peace with that future. anyway i checked my email 5 minutes later and found another offer dated 15 minutes ago
Remember when you took a bunch of your ADHD medication and then had to call poison control
That was because my medicine was bad
Remember when you played mafia on the highway
Hell yeah
That Admittibly is less excusable but it ther people apparently thought I was wasting their time with them telling me to vote while on the Highway
remember when you decided you could drive with your eyes closed
I didn’t decide this, I realized it and then never did it agaij
Poison control! That’s what I need to add to my script
True!
Simply add mandatory Barista
The Poison Control Centre
make sure to double the fang gu so they can hit two outsiders at once
…mathematician?
pretty sure that actually doesn’t work. Even though the kills happen at the same time, the once reminder token prevents it from turning two
don’t ruin my fun with reality litten