About the Rules & Moderation category (Part 1)

It was god

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Slash from the group chat where he invited me to a dinner party

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One time, my mother messaged me. For context, my mother hasn’t lived with me in eons at this point. I lived with my aunt. My mother sent me a chain message and told me to send it to like other people and said god told her to do it or whatever. It was really creepy because I had exactly the amount of contacts on my phone that she wanted me to send to. One of them was a friend. I sent them to everyone besides that friend. I failed god. I’m going t hell for something I did in middle school

okay so slight context. fortress of lortress user carbonated is getting into danganronpa. unfortunately, her propensity to click every discord spoiler tag she sees has spoiled the majority of the first game for her. we’re trying to train her out of it.

anyway i may or may not have convinced her that junko enoshima is makoto’s mother

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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i think she’s convinced herself of its falsehood not because of the obvious age issue, but because of the motive video from the first chapter

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Zugzwang

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ā€œI need to typeset my ACalc homeworkā€ is becoming my ā€œI need to return some videotapesā€

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They didn’t appreciate this joke so you’re getting it

is they collar person or just your friend group in general

also who are you murdering

Collar person

I could be funny and respond ā€œCollar personā€ to this also since it’s ambiguous who the first reply was but I am not murdering them :/

yeah i know i saw your nsfw post earlier today

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No sex

for the record the very mild burn mark on my arm is mostly gone

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this is exciting news for me.

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yeah i know i saw your nsfw post earlier today

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Wow! This is hard! It feels like I have the Weight of the World on my back!

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