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My right eye gets better at reading distant text the longer I use it alone

i knew a guy once that got hungry based off of dead animals he saw

hunter instincts

might be a lazy eye

My siblings both had it as kids and did the eyepatch thing, so probably, mine is apparently borderline and I could get glasses if I wanted but I donā€™t

My sister when she was little said and I quote ā€œthe chicken the animal sounds like the chicken you eatā€

My family references it constantly

apparently when my sister found out that chicken the animal was the same as the chicken you eat was just like ā€œitā€™s deliciousā€

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We all had little journals that recorded our first year of development and the most important page was the funny lines page at the end which my dad kept updated always.

iā€™m not sure what other reaction sans disgust was expected

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this is a great all-in-one post

sans

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I called flowers ā€œgaā€ when I was little. Donā€™t know why

My parents sent my younger sister a speech therapist when she ā€œtook so long to talkā€ but it was actually just that I talked incredibly early she was average

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and you never stopped talking since

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SO TRUE

When I was like 5 I tried to start email chain letters but I wasnā€™t very good at it so I just sent ā€œemail meā€ or ā€œemail me and send this to all of your contactsā€. Once I got into my dadā€™s account and sent it to all of his contacts

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people tell me to talk so my presence feels brighter
but they never consider shutting up more so their presence feels more warm

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Absolute zero Iā€™m never closing my mouth

you know i have more posts than you in the Cookie thread

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