I was RT’ing people for the first half of the day about it lol.
I’m the least reactiontestable guy in the world on account of I don’t remember most things
Don’t ask how I have a perfect memory it’s different
I remember things I commit to memory forever. I don’t pay enouguh attention to most things to remember them
Would you remember me if I disappeared right now?
Yes obviously silly
who are you?
I thought you were supposed to be funny.
damn
I’m you but worse.
Wait no—
wait
My left wrist hurts now. Not the one I was using to win at table slapping games
Hazzy is taking my job now. I’m not funny anymore
Fine. Come in second place at table slapping games. Whatever
I am not funny either! take it back!
Hello everyone. Event Master Achromatic here. A spectator asked a good question!
“Can players lie for the mole Event to trick people into thinking they could be the mole?”
Answer: Yes
If you have any questions I will only be answering them privately for players, but thought I’d get this one out of the way for everyone. The Mole is another type of deception game.
You areeeee silly goose. You literally have a nomination for Funniest Moment and I don’t
Wait that’s sick as hell. I’m the mole everyone
Hey Bean, how you doing?
Long time no see.
Bet your wondering like “why the fuck did you choose me?”.
I’ll tell yeah why Bean.
Because I’m the one and only Rapper in this house.
Prepare to get Doused!
Can’t let you chose another, there’s no one quite like me, Bean.
I’m Zorvo. A motherfucking Rapping Machine.
Now let me say what you all watching can expect.
A helpless little bean that’s about to get REKT.
Where did you say you were from again, bean?
The Cliffs of Argentina?
What do you do over there?
Discover cures to diarrhea?
Damn what is that picture of you?
It kinda looks like an extra in the Critters Movie crew.
And what’s with those eyes? They look so hollow.
Probably stick a couple geese in there and have their babies follow.
Won your last game, became that win taker.
So let me ask you something, how’d it feel being carried by Baker?
You think you’re special, but you don’t got a clue.
I know everything that you’re about to do.
You might talk about how I’m so full of myself.
But I’m not, I’m just trying to like prove oneself.
Might talk about how my reads are so bad.
But it ain’t true. I’ve had a couple breakthroughs.
I’m also good at vibe reading town.
I’ll fight you on this and I’ll never backdown.
Now. Beancat.
You definitely act like a cat with those countless low effort posts.
Now go run and hide before you get buried in my roasts.