An Attempt at a Sorc17er - Signups (FULL)

[May]

And I could not ever bring myself to keep you in check. I love shenanigans

[Magnus]

I believe I joined old FOL sometime in 2017.

@May my birthday’s October 12th.

[Magnus]

Would you believe that I don’t actually mean to pull shenanigans in every game?

[May]

I believe I remember you saying that I was “your age” when I mentioned being 17, which is where the guess comes from. I’d need to check when that was for the birthday to be of use.

[May]

I don’t ever mean to pull shenanigans. They just happen.

[May]

It’s my passive ability.

[Achromatic]

It just hit me that 2019 is 4 years ago.

Oh my God.

[Magnus]

Okay but my shenanigans are notably impressive given their inexplicable nature.

[Atlas]

hey achrooo
how long ago was 2013

[Atlas]

GET DOWN

[Magnus]

Hey Atlas, why don’t you have a digital version of the Necronomicon on Kindle?

[Atlas]

how am i supposed to get a book imbued with the souls of slain monsters on a tablet

[Magnus]

Copy the words over?

[Atlas]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CAST SPELLS!!
YOU DON’T JUST HAVE INNATE MAGICAL POWER, MAGNUS

[Magnus]

Also, why is Hazard’s scum meta in that book? Did he kill someone when he was evil?

[Magnus]

I am Magnificus. Of course I do.

[Atlas]

come over and help me catch the book it’s stopped flirting with me and is now flying around my labyrinthian library

[Magnus]

Sure thing. I was a witch in a past life.

[May]

Evils never kill people. This is known.

[Achromatic]

Well let’s see! That’s the year the Cubs drafted Kris Bryant and he…is still…

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