also note that “reasonable” in this context does not mean “reasonable” by definition- it’s just shorthand for “people who probably won’t kill me for no reason”
It gives most people dopamine and therefore I continue
Also it gives me dopameme because hehe satisfying button
Would I actually kill you for no reason, though
Gents
I think hippo is dead
The funeral will be held tommorow at the end of the phase
He’s dead because he didn’t sign up as a hippo smh
What do you mean the end of the phase is today
my animal mask is the best
My animal mask is an insect
I’m just here to bug people
My family has been calling me Turkey for so long that I literally cannot tell the difference when people call me it
Therefore mine is best
red pandas are cool and cute also turning red came out recently and that movie slapped
yes
i would categorise you allying with someone and then them telling you to kill me for no reason as having no reason to kill me
…hypothetically
the man in the mirror nods his head
Also Arctic
Just for that list I’m not killing you
You need not return the favor it’s just a very based list
mission accomplished
my entire goal here is to kill as many people as physically possible in my incredibly short lifespan
just don’t be killable
oh fuck i forgot hippo
he’s in the bottom left corner
I’m starting with the MAN In the MIRROR
Im asking him to change his ways
AND no message could have been any clearer
If ya wanna make the world a betta place, take a look at yourself and make a
CHANGE!
two lines and you’ve swapped songs