💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Arctic]

/satire

on one hand funny on the other hand i don’t want my image to random passersbys to be that of someone who condones mass genocide

[tutuu]

i on the other hand condone mass genocide (not /s)

[Arctic]

[lol]

YES!!!

[Wazza]

@Litten

I need to walk dogs

@Wazza

I am dogs

@Wazza

what a weird statement

@Litten

I need to walk you

midway through a super important discussion about who the demon was in botf xxvii

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

@Amelia

So much skill

Headhunter moment

[YoubutWorse]

@tutuu

fire towncase by tutuu

[orangeandblack5]

okay that’s incredibly based for a scum member to do

good work @tutuu you get the orangeandblack5 seal of approval

[tutuu]

[Amelia]

heart-wrenching

@Daeron

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[May]

@Jane

I also got a vig as prize and shot Porscha

@Brakuren

Well I killed Porscha so that answers ur question

@neil_the_eel

i killed porscha with my nya nya uwu gun

@Selkie

i killed porscha

@Jinrou

i shot porscha

a. i was bored
b. she was playing awfully
c. i had a math blast waiting

@Baudib1

Gm.

I too shot Porscha. Wow!

@an_gorta_slanktai

i think it’s time to confess i shot porscha

@Jane

FAM4 if everyone shot Porscha

@katze

OK I ADMIT IT I SHOT PORSCHA OK i fucking shot porscha and it breaks my heart when i seesomeone else claim it or anyone commenting on her flip i just want to be townclear and put a heart in my profile linking to her flip a

@Dum

Nah yall tripping i shot proscha after tracking them into the NK n1, im a tracker conditional vig

@Meuh

I killed Porscha bee tee dubs

I’ll take the bait

[Atlas]

(in music league thread)

@Ash

Atlas, you can’t like my deleted posts.
That’s gotta be illegal.

@ElizaThePsycho

wrong!

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@Ash

Binge-watched all of Fate:Zero today.
It is good.
Like, really friggin’ good.
I would trust Gen Urobuchi with literally anything at this point.

@YoubutWorse

This belongs in the music league section of the forum imo

@Ash

I hate you all.

[Atlas]

i dont care if you think im cringe i’m not the main subject

@May

Litten am I gullible
Nya

@Litten

Yeah nya

@May

Atlas am I gullible
Nya

@Atlas

…
um, wait
may, i just remembered something

@May

Nya?

@Litten

Nya?

@Atlas

you know gaslighting isnt a real word, right
you kept saying it in the cookie thread like 2000 posts ago

@Litten

Gaslighting isn’t a word nya?

@May

Yeah but it’s funny to say
Nya

@Atlas

…no
is it something your friends told you.

@May

It’s pop psychology but it’s funny to say
Nya

@May

FUCK YOU
Nya

@May

I JUST GOT IT
Nya

@Atlas

theres the answer to your question

[Atlas]

bonus

@Kiiruma

But she posted in responce to a replacement thingy

@Kiiruma

Also yall can tell I’m on mobile or else I’d never type response with a fucking c

@Atlas

its not spelt “response”
its “responce”
you got it right the first time

@Kiiruma

It… is?
If so then I’m crazy

@Atlas

yes it is
its just like how gaslighting isnt a real word

@Kiiruma

You heck.
If I didn’t think that Brak (Soon to be Marissa) was the primary flagbearer… I’d murder ya for that smh

@Atlas

um
what

@Atlas

did
did you not know that

@Kiiruma

Response is how it is spelled though…?

@Atlas

…that was a joke
but gaslighting isnt a real word

@Kiiruma

Yeah fair. Ok, I thought I was crazy for a second

@Atlas

mhm
its just something a lot of people tell their friends to make fun of them so i used it as an example

[Magnus]

You don’t have to be cruel in order to be evil…

[Atlas]

@Chomps

nya “P-Please sacrifice humanity for me and ill k-kiss you with my tentacly mouth, baka.” purr

[orangeandblack5]

what the fuck did I just walk in on

[orangeandblack5]

you know what?

no

[orangeandblack5]

banned

all of you are banned

go to bed